Quick Weekend Ramblings
Viral Video of the Weekend
Sara Palin pardons a turkey than gives an interview as a farmer executes the unlucky ones in the background. I love how the guy turns around to pay attention to what she is saying as he simultaneously bleeds out the turkey.
Arrogant Bastard of the Weekend
BCS Coordinator: John Swofford - This guy thinks he has more power than the President of The United States. Obama was on 60 Minutes last week and stated that he would try and use his influence to create a College Football Playoff instead of the BCS trash we have right now.
Swofford's Response
"For now, our constituencies -- and I know he understands constituencies -- have settled on the current BCS system, which the majority believe is the best system yet to determine a national champion while also maintaining the college football regular season as the best and most meaningful in sports."
Swofford might as well just have said, "It is a cute idea the president has but fuck him and fuck playoffs... I am in control of college football thus I am the most powerful person in the country... I HAVE THE POWER... Muahahahahaha!!!"
You know what though? He maybe right. In our sports crazed country and with the advent of internet gambling the man in charge of college football might have more power than the president. I hate to admit it, but I could not think of anything that would motivate me more to go to the voting poll than a proposition to force a college playoff.
Who is this "majority" that he is talking about. I don't think I have ever heard even one person that thinks the BCS is the best system let alone a majority. When it comes down to it everyone knows why we still use BCS instead of playoffs and it's not because of extra games or keeping the regular season games important. The reason why we won't change is because of money. I don't know who is profiting off of the BCS but I know someone is and these same people would not make as much money off of a playoff system.
Most Underrated Thanksgiving Side of the Weekend
Fuck you Cranberry
Gravy, no Way-he
Stuffing you must be bluffing
I eat my turkey with Durkee
According to durkee.com, durkee is, "a creamy deli spread that goes great with sandwiches and sliced meats. Adds zest to coleslaw, potato salad, and makes a tangy sauce for meats and vegetables."
This tangy treat from heaven was invented in 1857. That means that this magical delicacy was made before refrigeration and was carried by pioneers across the wild west. If you had this stuff back then there would be trouble on the Oregon Trail because it makes everything so fucking delicious that you would end up spreading it all over the other trailblazers and you would go all "Donner Party" on all their asses.
As legend has it, it was served to Abraham Lincoln in the White House during the Civil War. Well, I am not sure about the White House but I know that it has been served in my house since before I was born. I was practically nursed on it. This stuff is awesome to dip your turkey in and even better when you spread it all over your leftover turkey sandwiches. Look for it in stores, you won't be disappointed.
Durkee gets 4.5 Brad Asses out of a possible 5 Brad Asses
Sport Stat of the Weekend
Bobby Petrino - ex-Louisville's Coach, ex-Atlanta Falcon's Coach, Current Arkansas Coach has signed 20 years worth of contracts in the last 27 months.
Sexual Position of the Weekend
Stuffing the Turkey (not compatable with all browsers... so upgrade your shit)
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