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Slanketeering Pubs

Last winter I wrote about finidng and purchasing a Slanket in the Skymall Magazine.

Here is an excerpt from that post...

Slanket

As soon as I turned my Skymall to page 136 I knew that I discovered a comfort goldmine. In the photo was a male in his early twenties. He was lounging on the couch underneath a fleece blanket, but there was something awkward going on. His hands were sticking out but his arms were still covered by fleece comfort goodness. THIS BLANKET HAS SLEEVES.

I recieved my Slanket a few days ago and the only way to describe it is, "Comfort Orgasm!" Plus, I can opeerate the remote control without my arms getting frost bitten. In fact, I am writing this while immersed in the comfort of my slanket.

This is me testing the Slanket under extreme conditions, cold beer, in front of freezer and fridge with fan blowing.

So, that was my stupid post about purchasing a Slanket. This was way before a competitor came out with a similar item and called it the Snuggie. I bring all this up because a friend of mine recently emailed this video to me.

Click here to watch Video

I will now be taking a weekend trip to San Diego to particpate in the Pub Crawl. I imagine the best part about a Slanket Pub Crawl is that if you get real fucked up you can just fall asleep in a park perfectly comfortable, all wrapped up in your Slanket goodness.

I also want to start shit with the Snuggies. Could you imagine a bar brawl between Snuggies and Slanketeers? It would be a human pillow fight. The mug shots would also be classic and I couldn't imagine a better thing to be wearing when you have to stay the night in jail.