Helen Keller is One Funny Bitch
When I found this stuff on the internet and sent it to some of my friends I got replies like, "Awww that's sad," or, "That's horrible!" and "You shouldn't make fun of the handicapped." I got one thing to say to those people. Shut the fuck up. I am not making fun of a handicapped person. I am making fun of a DEAD handicapped person. There is a big difference.
Helen Keller Jokes
Why is one side of Helen Keller's face burnt?
- Because she answered the iron.
How did Helen Keller burn the other side of her face?
- They called back.
Why does Helen Keller Masturbate with one hand?
- She needs the other one to moan with.
How come she didn't scream when she fell off the cliff?
- She was wearing mittens.
How come Helen Keller can't have kids?
- Because she's dead
Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?
- Beacause she's a women.
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Give Her an Oscar
The most realistic portrayal of Helen Keller. This is a scene from the play, The Miracle Worker
Helen Keller Actress Falls Off Stage - Watch more Funny Videos
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Posted by Brad Ass at 5/20/2009 9:14 AM 
Categories: Vids, Whatever
Tags: fall off stage helen keller twitter helen keller simulator helen keller joke
Categories: Vids, Whatever
Tags: fall off stage helen keller twitter helen keller simulator helen keller joke
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