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Even SI Covers Were Easier in Past

This is the first entry in a new category which I have titled 2 Buck Chuckles. Basically it is just me writing after I have had a few glasses of my favorite Trader Joe Juice. I know I often have a decent amount of typos and grammatical errors in my writings but I would like to apologize in advance for the excess amount of mistakes that will surely accompany this sloppy category. FYI, you can find the list of categories in the left column on this page under Category Archives.

Here we go!

Is it just me or does it seem like life was a lot easier in the past? People use to be able to make it on minimum wage. We didn't have to be fearful of pandemics named after innocent looking animals. Ladies didn't have to be anorexic, and men didn't have to look gay to be considered attractive. There wasn't even anything known as STDs. (Am I suppose to capitalize the last "s" in STDs? Or maybe give it an apostrophe and make it possessive. As to imply that that STD owns you! Which it does. You know who I'm talking to!)

One thing is for sure, It was definitely a lot easier to make it on the cover of Sports Illustrated.

Look at the picture. All you needed was a Jet Ski, a lady friend, and a kick ass striped golf shirt. Who the hell wears golf shirts on Wave Runners? Answer, 1980s Sports Illustrated cover athletes, that's who!

Actually, maybe it wasn't this easy to make the cover. We can't see the guy's face. That could be Joe Namath for all we know. A regular retard on a Skeedo doesn't deserve to be on the cover, but Broadway Joe fucking does. (I used a lot of synonyms for the word Jet Ski)

Does everyone else hear the CaddyShack theme song and think of the boat scene from said movie when they look at this picture? Neither do I. Just kidding, of course I do. If I didn't then why would I bring it up! You're an idiot.

hey, here's that scene!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGD-tUsySPs

And holy shit! Here is the guy that sang the songs!

If Kenny Loggins didn't sign this photo I would have thought it was Jesus with fireball. Jesus would've have been a pretty dominate Street Fighter Character.

Well I'm off to bed. Or, I am going to try and go to bed. I don't know how I am going to be able to sleep after the Real World/Road Rules Challenge totally cliffhangered me like that. Fuck you Bunim/Murray. (If you watch the show then that was fucking hilarious and if you don't, you're better man than me)