Link: Engrish
Dear Engrish.com
I love you and I have a website crush on you. You are now my new favorite website. You're such a simple website: all you contain is photos with fucked-up translations but they are sooooo funny. You make me LOL, and that is hard to do. I don't even care that technically, you're my competition and by simply writing this lovenote I am giving free advertising to my competitor. You're just too good and I could sit and stare at you all day. hehe. Oh! how I wish you would feel the same about me. Would you be my website girlfriend? If the answer is yes, meet me after internet detention and let me thrust my blog into your domain.
Love,
BradAssNews.com
...but seriously, the website is happy happy good times. Here are some of the best ones that I have found.
Hmmmm? What to order, what to order? How can All Kinds of Cool Food be 10 whatevers less than Braised Beef?
I would try and lose my voucher so I wouldn't have to eat Breakfart.
Haha! most are so good that it's impossible to say anything that would make them better.
By simply changing only one word, this quote loses all of it's power.
This is where I want to work. Look at those benefits!
dammit brad, now i have to clean up my pee from laughing so hard. it's everywhere.
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