Whack Ass Weekend 2-10-10
I feel like I haven't written for awhile. I would go back and check to see when my last entry was, but I am too lazy, and when it comes to most things in life, I simply don't give a shit. I like to start most entries by giving my readers a, "uhhh" feeling, and I feel like I have accomplished this.
Moving on...
Poser of the Week
Me.
Last week I bought a hat. Those of you who know me, know that I am very particular about said hats, so this was pretty monumental.
I'm currently sitting at my Whack Ass Weekend Coffee bar and not even 15 minutes ago the barristta looked up at my hat and asked, "have you seen that movie." I had not. Further more, it is a surfer movie and I don't surf. This lead to him giving me a look that said, "what a poser," and me returning with a look that simply said, "I know, I am sorry."
I may give him the hat when I leave.
Picture of the Week
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We Can't Be Friends of the Week
Over my lifetime I have found that there are some certain things that people do, they don't necessarily annoy me, but if they do them, I know that we're not going to be compatible as friends. These things just say something about their personality. Something I don't care for.
Here is a list of some of those things...
1. Saving receipts
2. Sending food back (unless it isn't what you ordered.)
C. Referring to your pets as "your children"
#. Screaming out loud "I love this song."
%. Driving a truck that has a vanity license plate, which explains how much you love your truck.
6. Watching Fox News
+. Whining about how you have to quit some sort of addiction, but the addiction is really weak and not life threatening; caffeine, red meat, watching too much TV, masturbation, etc...
&. Shaving all their body hair
8. Having an order at Starbucks that takes longer than 2 seconds to communicate.
9. Making lists about how you know you won't be friends with people because they do certain things.
Videos of the Week
"Lay back and think of England," has now been added to my phrase bank.
and this just cracks me up...
DONE... Yes it was short but I have some long entries that I am halfway through and those will be up soon.
need picture of said hat. Is a "gat" a gay hat?!?!
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