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BRADASSNEWS.COM: Uncle Fucker Hot Sauce

Uncle Fucker Hot Sauce

I am not fluent in Spanish, but I did take three years in high school, and was able to learn that "Tio" is Spanish for "Uncle."

I am not that great with urban slang, but I do know when someone looks at somebody else and says, "I would like to tap that," that means they would like to have sex with that person.

So, with those two prior statements being true. That means my favorite hot-sauce translates to "Sex with an Uncle" or lets just call it "Uncle Fucker Hot Sauce."

Yup, I am talking about Tapatio.

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Woah! Is the dude on the bottle the Uncle? With that pervy mustache he looks like an uncle that just may let you fuck him.

There is no way after you read this you will not call Tapatio, "Uncle Fucker Hot Sauce," or simply, "Uncle Fucker"

"Hey buddy pass me the Uncle Fucker"

Of course I could not do a whole Uncle Fucker post without adding this video.